Thursday, October 18, 2007

Flight of the Conchords - Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros

effing hilarious

3 comments:

Nikoda said...

Holy crap that's hilarious. Where did you find it?

Anonymous said...

That's funny. Some people come up with the stupidest shit, and it's funny. I don't know where they get it from.

Anonymous said...

1. Bristol Palin has never been a hoe or immoral.
2. Sarah's youngest child is NOT Bristol's. For starters, Bristol was never out of school and was never hidden. Also, NONE of the kids friends even think about Trig being Bristol's. They think he is Sarah's.
3. There is not a more abused or slandered family than the Palins, which took a toll on the oldest kid, not too long ago a stable, happy person. He HATES attention and the family tries its best to shield him from dumbfucks who harass and slander him.
4. You will not find a closer, more moral family than the Palins.
5 Literally everything you read about them is a lie unless it came from their lips.
6. They know who the liars are. Bristol had to protect her son from his dad's family due to their instability and lies.
7. Bristol has been pregnant THREE times, and all 3 live with her.
8. For the first 6 years of Bristol's only son's life, her father and brother were his male role models when she couldn't trust anything and needed GOOD men around him.

It is true that Bristol's high school in 07-08 was overrun with pregnant students. Bristol and her friend, whose oldest is the same age as Tripp, were trying to graduate early due to bullying and bs. One thing I find great is Bristol ALWAYS made good grades and cared about school, hence why her father was adamant she dump her son's POS father, a dropout since day 1. Bristol even had an internship out of state THREE months before Sarah was announced VP. June 08. You apply for summer programs mid school year usually.

When Sarah announced she was pregnant, it took her kids by surprise. Bristol, who has always been Sarah's bff, was hurt that her mom hid a baby from her. And as the oldest girl, there likely was some annoyance that she had another younger sibling. Bristol's friend's mom had a baby when said friend was 19 and said friend was PISSED because she didn't think it was fair. If you're an older sibling ,you know this mentality.

Sarah was told of the pregnancy in May 08, already knowing she would probably be chosen as VP. She was upset of course for a number of reasons. All parents understand this.

In July, Sarah's husband bluntly told Sarah "Bristol is NOT marrying that POS." In August, Sarah asked Bristol if she could adopt the baby. Yeah I know this is a bit irrational but she was concerned about how spotlight would affect her sensitive daughter.

Of course, EVERYONE knows no Palin would EVER consider abortion. And Bristol recently said to some supporters in a live that she'd relive every day of the campaign solely because may people told her they kept their babies because of Bristol's inspiring strength.